Life is too short to worry about stupid things.
23:19

zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

(via ugly)

dutchster:

niknak79:

She was just too light to keep the seat down, so she watched the entire movie like this

wait this actually seems pretty comfy… i should try this some time
23:17
When getting out of the pool…

sergiovargott:

Expectations:

image

Reality:

image

(via music-banshee)

23:17
23:15

callerina:

hisprincessinconverse:

danfreakindavis:

REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

Whhhhat?
Excuse me.
Let me spread the shit out of this.

This is horrifying. And sadly true.

(via dontbeanassbutt)

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lgbtgivesmehope:

miny-morty:

Let the kids be !

[Image shows two kids with the text, 'It's okay for girls to be Spider-man. And it's okay for boys to be Elsa']
owlgoggles20:

astutes:

A clock that writes the time.

This is so unnecessary I’ll take 20
cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless
baiosbootybutt:


Very insightful, thank you
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